Arrr

"ARR!" exclaimed the pirate, as he looked over a stack of envelopes. He picked up one with "PIG Inc." written at the top. He stares at it for a while then finally rips the edge and takes out two folded papers. His eyes run across the paper as he reads, "Dear Mr. Vanderhosen. After careful consideration of your case, the board of members has unanimously agreed to void your account with Preventive Insurance Group Inc. We appreciate the business you have given us for these past 10 years, but unfortunately we have the end the association as of April 30th. Inclosed is your bill for the last insured quarter which is due by April 10th. Sincerely, Mr. Jeremy Smith. Director of the Board."

He looks at the second paper and his face turns red. His hands start shaking and suddenly he rips the papers into pieces. He throws them on the floor, spits on them and jumps on them, stomping them to mush. "ARR!" he yells one last time as leaves the room and slams the door behind him.